No time
I have been so busy lately, I haven't had time to write a full post out or continue my quest of eliminating gypsies from the face of the earth. No one cares when gypsies die or you make fun of them so I decided it'd be an easy genocidal crusade. Case in point:
No one ever hears about gypsies even though about half a million were eliminated in the holocaust. Also if someone conned you out of money, it is politically incorrect to say, "Hey that guy totally jewed me". But notice no one ever gives a second thought if you say, "Hey that guy totally gypt me."
Gypsies- the least cared about ethnicity in the world.
posted by Clupbert @ 11:32 PM
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Actually, my military history prof who taught WWII referred to the Holocaust as the porrajmos - which is Roma (Gypsy) for "The Devouring". He, by the way, is a short little Germanic Jew who loves to make fun of Italians.
If we're going to get into ethnicities that nobody cares about, can Polacks be included? Or are we valuable only as a source of comic relief for others?
Polacks cannot be included. Comic relief is Poland's biggest export, yes.
Here's one from an Irish friend, told at my expense:
So an international study was created to determine why the shaft of the penis is not as sizeable as the head.
The French spent $60 million and three years with thousands of test subjects and concluded it was to give the woman more pleasure.
The Americans, not satisfied with this, spent $120 million and five years with twice as many test subjects as the French, only to conclude that it was to give the man more pleasure.
Not to be outdone, the Polish team spent $300 (mostly on beer) over six hours with whomever happened to be in a G'dansk pub that night and concluded it was to keep the guy from smacking himself in the forehead.
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