Murder caught on camera

It's true, and I've taken a picture almost directly after the melee.


Yes folks, that is a bonafide rat that has been murdered by a one Miss Nike Cat. The other day a Royal Oak code inspector dropped by and was all like, "we got a call from your neighbors that there has been rats in their yards and I wanted to check your yard out."
Royal Oak and rats? They would be exterminated with the utmost urgency! I told the inspector, "Hey, my cat is a master hunter, she has killed everything from rabbits to chipmunks to homeless people. She will get your little rats."
He was all, "I don't think so son, rats are almost as big as cats, I think you're cat should be the one to be afraid."
I then scoffed at this ignoramus in my head for what did he know about the master hunter that my orange tabby was? He couldn't have known until I had proof. So yesterday there she was under the trampoline, eating her fresh kill (gross- I had to shovel that thing in the garbage). I said to myself, "silly code enforcer, hopefully one day you don't have to come across Nike, master of the hunt."

First attempt at cat blogging, you like?

*Update* my own blartner thought I was joking about the inspector. Everything here is a true story, paraphrased of course.