5 good reasons

These are my 5 good reasons to hate females. At a later date, I will be fair and produce the other half of the list which is the 5 great reasons to hate females.

1. Catty- All they do is bitch bitch bitch. Chris Rock said in his one routine that "your co-worker at JC Penney is not trying to destroy you" because women all love to just talk behind each other's backs and of course bitch about everything.

2. They never shut up- It seems endless when they talk. And it doesn't really matter if you ignore them because they're not talking about anything worth a shit. It is just blowing smoke. They repeat themselves all day, and what they do repeat is ridiculous nonsense about how Marshall Fields was out of their size in some particular bikini or something.

3. Jealous- Women have a rule when judging other women. They judge ugly girls as pretty goddesses and pretty girls as ugly ones. "Eww, Carmen Electra is gross. How can you like her when there's a hottie like Meryl Streep around?"

4. Master manipulators- And of course all manipulations are carried out passive-aggressive style. They will use their feminine charms to get what they want and bitch about not getting respect the next second. They also will put you in "lose-lose" situations where answers and decisions will just give them an excuse to have their way.

5. They always ask their boyfriends dumb questions.

That's it.