Miscommunicae

Miscommunicae can be a real problem. A little known fact is that all major wars have been started through the bungling of message sending or translators.
When Lincoln was elected president, the south sent him a letter saying, "We succeed", to let him know what they were all about- which was not failing.
Lincoln got the message though as, "We secede" and then all hell broke loose.

Last week I told some cop, "I'm going to stick you piggy" but all he heard was, "Sublime boing pickajoo wiggy" and he shot at me.