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Ha, cool people everywhere, you thought you were so cool didn't you? Turns out you're completely wrong though, because being uncool is now cool.

There was a time when teens who tried something like that would have been asking for some serious goofing. But today being smart and sensitive, even a little socially awkward, is often considered cool -- and the signs are everywhere.

Yes, yes yes yes. This is the moment this is OUR moment. This is our time to rise up and really find out who the dorks are because they're not afraid right now. TIME to take names everyone. Take their names, and we'll beat their asses one by one like this guy:

Michael Lee, a self-proclaimed nerd, is happy it's happening. "It's society validating who I am," says the 28-year-old marketing manager from in Perris, California.

Further on in the story, one of the nerds actually gives us a description on how to find more nerds. What an idiot...

"I see them as eccentrics or maybe smart, gentle people with a passion for something that may not be popular at the moment, like maybe computers, 'Star Wars,' physics," says Mai, a 28-year-old university employee who lives in Walnut, California.

So lay low fellow cool people. This trend will pass. They have exposed themselves and the revolution will come to an end in a glorious cornucopia of dork beatings.