Sam Adams
Ok people, this is new slang. If someone makes a good decision, it is called a "Sam Adams" because their slogan is, "Sam Adams: always a good decision." So if your friend folds pocket jacks when you have pocket aces, then you say, "Don't worry, that was a Sam Adams." Or if someone decides on the Chicken Parmesean and it is good at that particular restaurant, then you say, "That's a Sam Adams." Go forth and spread the slang, so one day it will be traced back here to me.
posted by Clupbert @ 1:03 AM
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surely, it must be a sam adams to check your blog today. :)
It's a Sam Adams to check the blog every day. i love you tea.
You could only wish your writing could be as FABULOUS as that on "die Prinzessin".
I've seen you post on blogs in other places and you really are a fucking tool.
Oh get your head out of her ass, pussy.
Sam Adams beer sucks squid. As do you, you dramaqueen.
I want to spread the use of a new multipurpose cliche I made up, "Laying down the sand." Examples of possible meanings:
Driving fast: "Yee-hawwww! We're layin' down the sand now!"
Macking on women: ""Look at that tool over there, trying to lay down the sand with the supermodel."
Yelling at someone: "Man, Billy's mom totally laid down the sand when she found out about that big party he threw."
Go forth and spread the slang, so one day it will be traced back here to me.
Saying something sucks squid is the most homo slang in the universe. Laying down the sand is boring.
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