I'm a time traveler

Ever had something you wanted to happen yet it was hours away from happening? Well what I do a lot is simply time travel there. Since time is a relative thing, I simply just fall asleep and zip in to the future a couple hours. At first I lay down and am thinking all to myself that it's crazy how I will barely remember this moment. I then wake up and realize how my last moment was about 30 seconds ago. I usually do this in anticipation of a sporting event I want to watch, a tv show I want to watch, my rape/murder trial verdict, and other things that I anticipate.
The only problem with my time travel method is that you can't travel backwards. For this I have only one solution: make no mistakes ever. It is quite simple. When making any decision on how to live, you just have to know what the right one is all the time and always choose that decision. I have been mistake free for a good 3 hours now because I was asleep. In this case it was not a mistake to sleep like it is sometimes is when I do it in a stranger's house. Seriously though, I am a perfect being. I wasn't perfect for awhile because I was conceited, but am no longer. Thank Me.