We've decided we hate you

Yes, to the 2nd anonymous commenter on my post about a hippie being eaten by a lion. We've decided that you're satan's retarded stepchild. Anything above that would give you too much credit. The first anonymous comment was left by our good friend and regular reader, Bob. It is as follows:

I like animals and think they are great. For eating. Who the hell cares if j hoe is wearing fur of a beaver or some other stupid animal. When is the last time you saw beaver on the menu of your favorite resturant or saw a beaver do something useful or cool. Death is a large part of naure and i think we should kill a few of these PETa people to show them death is a part of nature.

The commenter then decided to respond to some of the "arguments" made by Bob. Either the commenter did not realize that Bob was joking, is just very passionate about the issue, or is satan's retarded stepchild. Regardless read the following excerpts:

...As far the comment about killing PETA supporters to show them that death is part of life, that is the most ridiculous statement I have ever heard. What type of logic is that, pray tell? Why don't you just kill everyone? That'll teach 'em a thing or two!...

...In response to your comments about beavers, they do many "cool" and useful things....

Look we apologize to the regular readers of this site (Bob) for this person's ridiculous comment. We like comments. We do not like that one. We did have a pledge up to comment on other people's blogs if they commented on ours and have taken it down because we were getting comments for shallow reasons that sucked. We are now reconsidering our stance because shallow stupid comments might be better than drawn out arguments. We also wish to file Exhibit C:

The comments on this blog about animals, PETA-supporters, etc, are some of the most ignorant comments I have read in recent blogs. How do you know that animals have no self-awareness? Who awarded you such species knowledge?

Let's put aside the fact that the second part of that comment is eye-opening, logical, and overall super-brilliant: if you want to talk politics or any other crap, go away from here. Look we just made a funny drawing. Watch the South Park episode on the animal-lovers in the forest to reinforce the opinion/not really an opinion ( we don't really care if you want to fuck animals in your spare time or not).
The bottomline is that we want this to be a fun and light atmosphere. If you come in here all serious and anally clinched, then we will stab in you in your vital organs because WE'RE dead serious about this not being serious. Serious serious serious. I don't think I said serious enough times, it's because I have been paid $200 by Sirius satellite radio for product placement. If you value your pancreas, remember what has been said here.