Cows aren't dangerous

Someone the other day told me that cows are really dangerous. I was like, "Are you out of your fucking mind?" He was like, no man, seriously don't harm a cow, it will do bad things to you.
So I thought of those awesome California cow commercials where good cheese comes from happy cows which come from California because it's warm unlike shitty ass Wisconsin.
So I decided to do my own research. It went like this:


I will post what it says because it is hard to see and I don't want to redo the pictures. Me, "Hey stupid ass cow, I was wondering how dangerous you were" Cow, "Not that dangerous"

Me, "So why does my friend insist that you're dangerous?" Cow, "Shhh... It's quiet time."

My research obviously didn't end that well. This was a hermaphrodite cow by the way.