Good ideas for reality shows

Hopefully some hollywood insider comes across my blog and is willing to pick up one of my ideas.

1. The World's Best Drunk Driver- Yes we're going to find out if you really do drive better when you're drunk. Do you think you're the best? Well you have to make it through an obstacle course in the best time at various levels of drunkenness.
2. Something the lord made- Teams of 5 learn heart surgery by trial and error.
3. Holy shit, where am I?- You get placed in a dangerous foreign country and have to get out (Libya, Iran, United States).
4. In the dark- This is like big brother but everything is done in a house that is completely dark. Luckily the audience has night vision. When the people in the house do a certain task well, the lights will be flicked on for one moment. Furniture will be rearranged as a punishment.
5. The Quick and the Dead- we'll arrange a dueling tournament offshore somewhere. It's pretty simple, just a duel tournament where killing your opponent is the only chance of moving on. Russel Crowe will host and also talk tough to dead candidates and punch them in the face.
6. Average hoe- Like average Joe but gender role reversals.
7. Try to bang a celebrity- We'll have a ranking list of celebs. Whoever gets highest on the list, wins. Girls and guys will be in different categories because let's face it; women are just too easy in hollywood so the girls on the show wouldn't have a chance.
8. Fight a horse- Horses are tough, I doubt anyone can win.
9. Solitary confinement- ten people compete to see who goes completely nuts last after being confined to an 8 x 8 room with just walls, a bed, and one of those little baseball games where you try to get the beads to fall in the bases.
10. Kill the cat- Let 20 people loose on an island with one cat. Whoever kills the cat wins. Throw a rock at it will probably be the best way.
11. Smell my finger- It's gross like fear factor, and the best guessers win a prize.
12. God, number 11 is a gross idea.
13. Who's the daddy? - Ten men and ten women will be randomly paired and impregnated via artificial insemination. The kids will be allowed to grow and at 5 years old, they all have to live together in one house and try and guess right. *note- Only one race will be allowed, it will be just too easy for the one chinese guy.
14. Robert Downey jr.- Tie a video camera around his neck and watch what dumpster he falls asleep in next.
15. Those aren't real- people try to decipher fake plants from the real ones. Just kidding- boobies, boobies, boobies. Sorry we're going for ratings and boobies sell.
16. Who can get closest to the president?- This will be just a game where contestants have to run at the president wildly and pat him on the back. Bonus points will be awarded if you can do it with your hands in your pockets.