Good country slogans

After telling about reality shows, I thought I would also give some of my ideas on new slogans for countries. This is mainly to attract tourism, and let foreigners know what their country is all about.

Canada: "No, we're not the US. Seriously, we're not, we fuckin hate them."
China: "Watch communism turn in to fascism, oh and there's still the great wall."
Japan: "Don't bother, we'll come to you. We're actually visiting your country right now."
Azerbaijan: " No, we're not made up."
US: "You look suspicious, don't come here."
Rwanda: "As seen in that one movie with Don Cheadle."
Jordan: "Shoes weren't enough, he got his own country."
Taiwan: "Come visit us before we ignite World War III."
Russia: "Wake up, wake up you drunken fool , we need a slogan"
France: "What's not to like about France? Oh yeah, the people."
Saudi Arabia: "Those aren't ninjas, they're chicks."
India: "Come try and find your old job."
Australia: "Did you try Canada or the US yet? If you did, try Australia, we're an anglocized country too."
The Netherlands: "We don't need a slogan, you already know a good reason to come here."
Spain: "We pretty much tired ourself out before 1600, we just relax now"
Mexico: "Take one of us back with you, come on please, please, ok here's $500."
Switzerland: "If you don't like mountains or banks, then ehh we don't recommend our country."
Germany: "The heart of europe, oh and yes we changed our policy on jews."
Italy: "I really don't care about Italy even enough to make a stereotypical joke"

Addendum* Iran- Ok we have two- either "You think Texas is wild, we'll hang you with a fork lift" or "Iran: moving forward in to the 14th century"

That's as many as I feel like doing right now.