A Shred of Horrible Wisdom Version 6

Most people enjoy sports that involve a ball being moved through some system of rules to a goal somewhere. I like sports that are more practical. Like driving is a sport, did you know that? We can all relate to that. Another practical sport is blood or "bloodsport." We all drive and we all have blood.

When answering a telemarketer, a good idea is to get personal. If they ask you if you want their service, ask them how much money they make. Ask him if they have kids, ask them tons of things until they hang up or you realize you had a decent conversation with a telemarketer. And if all else fails, ask them if they like bloodsports and if they wanted to join you for a game.